The Truth Behind Bald People

A Complete Guide to the Truth About these Perpetrators

“Bald people? Their just normal people?”

Are they? Or is that just what they want us to think.

“Huh?”

The truth is that bald men are secret government spies.

Usually they have supernatural strength, and or are extremely smart.

“Wait, I have noticed that my friends bald dad is super strong.”

See, I told you.

Now, as I was saying.

Disguises may very, they could be a biker or in accounting, or a teacher.

“A dad that works as a dentist?”

Oddly specific but yes!

Any other questions?

“Wait, if I shave my head bald would that make me a government spy?”

Well, it doesn’t really work like that.

You have to take a special serum to become a true baldie. Then you have to receive special training for about 1-20 years depending on your specialty, as they receive training they bald but don’t go truly bald until training is over.

Here’s a diagram of the most common baldies.

“WOW!”

Yep! Now you know the truth, tata for now!