Category: Truth

  • The Truth Behind Bald People

    The Truth Behind Bald People

    Are they? Or is that just what they want us to think.

    The truth is that bald men are secret government spies.

    See, I told you.

    Now, as I was saying.

    Disguises may very, they could be a biker or in accounting, or a teacher.

    Oddly specific but yes!

    Any other questions?

    Well, it doesn’t really work like that.

    You have to take a special serum to become a true baldie. Then you have to receive special training for about 1-20 years depending on your specialty, as they receive training they bald but don’t go truly bald until training is over.

    Here’s a diagram of the most common baldies.

    Fake Bald Man, has a shaven head, not actually bald
    Evil Bald Man in White
    True Bald Man, no disguise
    Mr. Browning
    True Bald Man, trying to hide it with a beard

    Yep! Now you know the truth, tata for now!